lonelytreestump

sciencesideoftumbir:

deathbyvaginas:

If the human brain can supposedly hold up to 5 encyclopedias worth of information then why can’t I remember what I had for dinner 5 minutes ago

Your brain will filter out the useless bits of information. The fact you ate a depressing amount of…

I can’t remember school work let alone what I had for breakfast

strippedpotato

amandafiske:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

This is a disgrace to cats every where

cries-coughs-dies

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

Tumblr… That’s all I have to say